Episode 1: The Law of Attraction — Alan is fired, joins Fish & Cage and encounters Bethany, now married to Daniel. A bookseller offers him the Codex Dominion.

Episode 2: A Woman’s Place — A woman executive proves Alan wrong in court; he wishes every woman would defer to him.

Episode 3: The Other Man — Daniel reappears with memories of his erased marriage. Alan makes him a balding janitor.

Episode 4: Nice Guys Finish First — Alan makes women fall for every polite gesture he performs.

Episode 5: Objection! Feminism — A husband sues his wife for insufficient appreciation; Alan legalizes emotional disappointment as damages.

Episode 6: The Perfect Woman — Alan deletes every inconvenient trait from Bethany.

Episode 7: The Attitude Adjustment — Alan eliminates disagreement and begins winning every argument.

Episode 8: Drawing the Lines — A divorce case inspires Alan to outlaw unilateral breakups.

Episode 9: The Dirty Joke — Ronnie gets more laughs than Alan, who wishes his own jokes were irresistible.

Episode 10: Man of the World — A nightclub performer challenges Alan’s self-pity; Alan assigns everybody a fixed social status.

Episode 11: Silver Bells, Golden Rules — Alan wishes for a traditional Christmas and Boston turns into a 1950s snow globe.

Episode 12: Cro-McBurger — Alan rewrites himself as an unstoppable prehistoric alpha male.

Episode 13: The Blame Game — A corruption investigator looks into Alan’s winning streak. Alan makes all blame transferable.

Episode 14: Body Language — A dating-agency case inspires Alan to make private desire visible.

Episode 15: Once in a Lifetime — Alan revisits his childhood kiss to perfect his history with Bethany.

Episode 16: Forbidden Fruits — Rachel discovers the book and turns the firm into an empire.

Episode 17: Theme of Life — Alan gives his life a romantic soundtrack to impress Bethany.

Episode 18: Playing the Field — Alan manufactures ideal partners to prove he is over Bethany.

Episode 19: Happy Birthday, Mr. McBurger — Alan wishes for the perfect birthday and the celebration repeats forever.

Episode 20: The Inmates — Daniel is institutionalized for remembering the first universe.

Episode 21: The Green-Eyed Monster — Bethany and Daniel try to escape; Alan abolishes jealousy.

Episode 22: By Order of the Court — Every altered person sues Alan in a supernatural class action.

Episode 23: The People v. McBurger — Bethany testifies at the final appeal and Alan must choose between possession and love.