WHAT IS ALAN McBURGER ABOUT?For my new visitors: it’s FOX’s funniest and weirdest Tuesday show. Alan is a bitter, self-pitying Boston lawyer who gets fired, hired by the terrifying Rachel Fish, and finds out his childhood sweetheart Bethany is married to a nice guy named Daniel. Most weeks it’s a hilarious office comedy about Alan being wrong about women, work, unisex bathrooms and everything else. THEN once in a while he whispers to an old book and the whole world changes. Don’t worry about the book at first. Just watch Alan try to be charming. It’s painful. It’s great.                     You are visitor  Best viewed at 800x600 | MEN OF REASON — BOSTON CHAPTERI found these on an old message board that somebody emailed me. All posts by LONEWOLF_1776, who I am 95% sure is Alan. My notes are in green. Thread: WHY DOES NOBODY RESPECT BRIDGES? posted by LONEWOLF_1776 Every bridge in this city was built by a man. Not one thank-you card. Kevin: someone emailed me this. It is real. Thread: Is 5'8" really 5'11" in good lighting? posted by LONEWOLF_1776 I did the math. It's about posture and attitude. Women notice both. Kevin: no. Thread: HR 'invited me to a conversation' posted by LONEWOLF_1776 Margaret Lyne says my emails were 'inappropriate'. They were philosophy. She's a Marxist. Kevin: She is just a boss. Thread: Unisex bathrooms: a thread posted by LONEWOLF_1776 I used one today. A woman used the next stall. I felt things. Needless to say I'm filing a complaint. Kevin: against what Thread: Elliot says seventeen women like me posted by LONEWOLF_1776 I asked for the list. It was blank. This is a clerical error, not a conspiracy. Kevin: ... Thread: Update: I got a BOOK posted by LONEWOLF_1776 Found it in an alley. Everything is going to be different. I will not be taking questions. Kevin: This was posted 4 minutes before the pilot ended. How is that possible. Last updated: June 17, 1998 | McBurgerMan97@aol.com |