Sorry for the long silence. Somebody keeps changing the words on my old pages. My computer is probably infected. I have backed up everything to floppy disks.

I am shaking. I used to want Alan and Bethany together. Now I just want Bethany to get out of that courtroom. Was that second book REALLY there at the end??

There is a strange noise on my tape at 41:12, like somebody whispering one word. I called my friend in Ohio and her tape has it too!! Different VCRs!! DIFFERENT STATES!!! I am turning the volume down now and not rewinding that part.

The tape I used for episode 21 has a strange hiss during the commercial breaks. The commercials themselves seem to be for products nobody remembers.

TeamDaniel and AlanDidNothingWrong are arguing again. I will delete personal insults. This is a TV SHOW, people!!

My mother watched with me and said this used to be a funny show. She is not wrong. Also the patients in the background all have Alan’s hair.

I never thought I would write this. Daniel is the only person who notices anything. Scott says I am a traitor. Scott also thinks Rachel is secretly a robot, so I am not listening to him.

I counted SEVEN separate birthday cakes in the same episode. Is that a clue? I have a chemistry test tomorrow so updates will be slow.

Sorry for the page saying bandwidth limit exceeded. 400 people saw the finale previews on my site this month. I did not know I had 400 fans! I am moving the biggest pictures to my cousin Dave’s account.

Added 11 new pictures. They are BIG files (almost 60k each) so be patient on your modem. Please don’t hotlink them.

There. I said it. You can still enjoy the show and admit the lead character is acting like a complete jerk.

GeoCities went down at 11:40 PM and when it came back my guestbook was GONE. All 212 entries. I am not okay. If you signed it, please sign again. Somebody on the board said the old entries were "overwritten". By WHAT?

Actually my dad’s computer won’t display frames properly so I changed it back. Sorry everybody.

I am trying to make a MIDI of the title theme by ear. My piano teacher says the notes are wrong.

AlanDidNothingWrong posted for six hours about how Alan is "a victim of women". I used to kind of agree!! But after the Perfect Woman episode I felt sick. I told him so and now he sends me hate mail. Great.

Rachel is definitely hiding something. Also my cat walked across the keyboard and deleted my links page.

Did anyone notice Santa was DANIEL? The credits said “special guest” but it was him. I rewound the tape until the tracking went bad.

It took FOUR HOURS to upload the mirror gallery. I connect at 26.4 not 28.8 for some reason, and then my brother picked up the phone and the whole thing died at 94%. Never again. Also: have you noticed Alan looks tired lately? Is it me?

Mrs. Pell let us pick any TV show for our essay so I wrote 4 pages on Alan McBurger as a modern tragic hero. I got a B-. She wrote "interesting but Alan is not a hero." I disagree. I think she just hasn’t seen ep 10.

Dad needed the phone so I could not finish uploading the screenshots. I should have the Bethany gallery fixed by Saturday.

How can a character come back if he never existed? Is this a continuity mistake? I do not think so.

My mom taped aerobics over the last 11 minutes of Nice Guys Finish First. I have been writing this paragraph for 20 minutes because I am SO mad. If anybody has the ending of ep 4 please email me. I will trade you ep 2 and a Bethany wallpaper.

I taped last night’s episode and watched the mirror scene six times. I SWEAR the reflection moves first. My sister says bad editing.

Hi my name is Kevin (online I am McBurgerMan97). I am 17 and this is my first real web page. I think Alan is hilarious and Bethany is SO pretty. More coming soon!