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#6: The Perfect Woman


Original airdate: October 14, 1997
Production no.: AM-106
Written by: Martin Vale & Elise Pritchard
Directed by: Leonard K. Ames
Guest stars: Helen Drake as Judge Hopkins; Victor Bell as opposing counsel


Screen capture from my EP tape. Please credit this site.

THE WHOLE STORY (SPOILERS!!!)

A lonely client asks the court to find him a wife. Alan appoints himself guardian ad litem and writes a 14-point spec sheet; point 9 is “listens attentively to my previous 8 points.” He casts Femina Perfecta and Bethany returns, agreeable, laughing at every joke, remembering nothing from before Tuesday.

Daniel visits and she does not know him. He leaves without arguing. The episode ends on Bethany alone, saying her own name until the picture fades. Continuity: the Codex writes people into versions that fit the wish, then forgets the old ones.

⚖ CASE OF THE WEEK

In re: The Ideal Companion.

💭 INSIDE ALAN’S HEAD

Alan writes a 14-point spec sheet for the Perfect Woman. Point 9 is 'listens attentively to my previous 8 points'.

📖 CODEX LORE

BETHANY IS A DRAFT: the Codex edits people into versions that fit the wish, then forgets the old one.

My Two Cents

I cried a little. I am not telling anybody. The last shot of Bethany saying her name is the saddest thing I have seen on TV. I think the show is not a comedy anymore. I give it 🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔 out of five burgers.

Best Quote

BETHANY: I'm Bethany. I think I'm Bethany. Is that right?

Continuity Watch / Theories

Her cardigan is the colour she wore in the pilot flashback. The writers know what they are doing. Frightening.


A second screencap from my VHS archive

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